There was a young oaf from Blackpool,
Who long was in love with his Ka-goul,
But when summer came,
His strength it did wane,
He passed out and drowned in a sweat-pool.
 
Don’t die this summer without having bought one of the new range of stylish Benjamin Shaw T-shirts from Audio Antihero



I would wear one myself, if I was wasn’t such an ugly, style-bereft wreck. 
.
.